my life is a fucking mess, i dont wanna deal with it anymore


I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

Its weird how you can go from speaking to someone nearly 24/7 to nothing.

(via minivampire)


dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless



in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A


sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’